But what about the random chart?
It's d12 Strange Payments, the kind of things you might wind up owing a wizard. You know, "Go bring me the Tears of an Unloved Prince, and we'll be square" or "I need a Mother's Spite, in my lab, by next week, or else...". Things like that: weird, inscrutable, unpossible things. Though, not those two things. It's twelve different things. Maybe that's worth a couple quarters to ya?
I still feel a bit like a tool so here's a bonus thing: Smuggler's Hole (which sounds a like a sex move).
What's in that chest?
4 - A Very Angry Imp (He's Been in the Box for a While...)