Monday, May 23, 2016

Dangerous Women

Washerwomen were tougher than you can believe.

Did you ever spend all your money on dice and/or beer back in college? Did ya ever happen to try to wash your jeans by hand?

That shit sucks…

The strength need to do that day in and day out… can you imagine the savage grip strength?

Not to mention, the lye soap was strong enough to cause chemical burns. You could tell a washerwoman by her scars…

Now imagine those hands on the lily white neck that bought them with the land.



Fed Up Washerwoman
A class for LotFP
       Levels  |     XP          
1                    0                      Paralyze: 16 | Poison: 12 | Breath: 16 | Device: 16 | Magic: 16 |
2                    1,000               Paralyze: 15 | Poison: 11 | Breath: 16 | Device: 16 | Magic: 16 |
3                    3,000               Paralyze: 14 | Poison: 11 | Breath: 16 | Device: 16 | Magic: 16 |
4                    9,000               Paralyze: 13 | Poison: 10 | Breath: 16 | Device: 16 | Magic: 16 |
5                    27,000             Paralyze: 12 | Poison: 10 | Breath: 14 | Device: 16 | Magic: 16 |
6                    80,000             Paralyze: 12 | Poison: 10 | Breath: 14 | Device: 15 | Magic: 15 |
7                    120,000           Paralyze: 11 | Poison: 10 | Breath: 14 | Device: 15 | Magic: 15 |
8                    200,000           Paralyze: 11 | Poison: 10 | Breath: 14 | Device: 15 | Magic: 15 |
9                    300,000           Paralyze: 10 | Poison: 09 | Breath: 13 | Device: 15 | Magic: 15 |  +100,000            Paralyze: 10 | Poison: 08 | Breath: 13 | Device: 15 | Magic: 14 |

+1 BAB
Hit Dice d10
Abilities:
Wringing Necks or Neckerchiefs
Fed Up Washerwomen can Choke attack for 1d6+Str Modifier (1d8+ for unaware victims). This attack ignores armor, unless a gorget (or similar) is worn.

Strong as your best Ox and at least Twice as Pretty.
Fed Up Washerwomen’s Strength modifiers are 1 higher than rolled.

Walk Quiet When Needed
3/6 Stealth at level 1.
4/6 Level 2.
5/6 Level 4.
6/6 Level 6.


Isn’t it wonderful how the skills of almost any civilized trade can be murderhobo-ed?

Also if Medieval Washerwomen had Unionized, I suspect the world would be a far better place right now.