Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Smile with Us, Friend... for it is released unto the world

In the aching darkness beneath, terrible things await.

Disparate and desperate monstrosities smile with human lips, call with human tongues, and weave their spidery webs.

They mostly mean no harm, but they are wrong, so very wrong. Their pleasant pleas and plaintive question germinate strange maladies.


They only wish you to be happy, like them. Won’t you smile with them, friend?

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The above is a sales blurb for my newest product. It is a 22 page pdf adventure.

CLICK HERE if you have been convinced to purchase it yet.

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Here is what I consider to be the worst piece of art in the adventure:

"Hiiii, guuuy"

Here is what I consider to be another piece of art in the adventure:

When I portrayed Geoffrey, I gave him a stutter.

Here is a thing drawn for the project but not used in the project:

Pucker up!


CLICK HERE if you have been convinced to purchase it yet.

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Here is a bit of advice, give your players the Consumptive Prophet's coughed up blood map. The angles of hexagonal intersections are a bitch to describe otherwise.



CLICK HERE if you have been convinced to purchase it yet.

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The adventure contains this paragraph: 

"This hall truncates with a collapsed room, rubble still resting wherever it fell. Directly before the collapse, a wide open pit echoes with the sounds of thousands of wet exoskeletons sliding past one another. Therein fat grubs feast on mounds of rotten wood and other decaying vegetable matter."

CLICK HERE if you have been convinced to purchase it yet.

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When I ran it the second time, only 1 PC (of 3) made it out alive. He ditched his unconscious companions and fled the premises. This resulted in the best quote of the night: 

"You're not a cleric; you're a butthole!"

Many thanks to +Devin Barnet , +Joe White , and +Gayle Eidschun for an enjoyable game.

CLICK HERE if you have been convinced to purchase it, or if you would like to get more info, almost 1/2 of the adventure can be previewed. 

Relevant link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZg8E72xXFA

Buy my (digital) book, please.